Recently I came across an old diary, a short story, and fashion designs I did as a preteen. I have a lot of hilarious material for us to all get drunk and laugh at. Every Monday I'm going to do blast from the past. It will either be a diary entry, fashion design or an exert from my childhood short story. Complete with adult me commentary.
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|I carried around a briefcase as a teen. Oh yeah. I would keep my fashion designs in here....you know, for client meetings|
|The Diary. Its gotta Bee on it. All together now, Awe...|
|And here is page.....1.|
Here is what it says in case you can't read my chicken scratch hand writing. I still write like a serial killer BTW.
"Dear Diary today I went shopping with my mom, I got a thong we arent telling my dad, Josh got in trouble with a teacher, trixi is so cute she loves her treats. I took a bubble bath, I got some cute Shirts"
So....I'm not sure how old I was when writing this, based off the fact that my mom is buying me thongs (underwear. WTF?) but I'm still young enough that its a secret from my dad. Also this reads like a 5 year old wrote it. But I was not wearing anal floss in Kindergarten...So this will forever remain a mystery.
Also, my brother was highly impressed he made it into my child hood diary. Trixi is Josh's cat.
Because this is the first week of doing flash backs, I will probably do another one (or two) flashbacks before next monday, just cause they are to fucking hilarious not to share.